We were in South Florida for the weekend for my parent's 30th Wedding Anniversary party that my siblings and I have planned for the past 4 months. A full pictorial update will come once the photographer delivers. My sister set up a mani/pedi time for my Mom since she's never had EITHER.

My sister and I usually do our own nails, so we just got pedicures. It was my first pedi and it was so nice and now I'm a believer! SHOUT OUT TO MING AT VENETIAN SPA!

I had to trek to Pembroke Pines to pick up the cake for the party. Mona has been reading the Hunger Games and decided I'm Prim, and that I needed a braid in my hair while I drive.

After the party I was able to meet up with my ladies! Elena and I went on a lunch date to El Jefe Luchador.

Whatever is smothered on that corn is sent from heaven. I want to rub it on my face.

Then Lola drove us to the park.

I love this black bitch!

When we were at the park, we found a bounce house!!!!! Totally unoccupied, no kids anywhere, nobody nearby.

After I saw this picture I realized how weirdly long my hair was.

Kiersten sent me the funniest video of Hank and Desi howling, and it made me miss those puppies so much! Eric usually gets Hank to howl, but then Kiersten tried it, I chimed in, and then the puppies were at it.

ohh lil buuudddyyyyyyyyyyy

aw shiiiitttt LEMON MONTH AT SWEET TOMATO!!!

Mona jokingly posted this picture of Lady Gaga on my fb wall saying she would do this to me. I laughed, and then the next night she actually did it. I look like an anime character. By the way I'm texting Caitlin Turpel in that picture for an emergency hair cut the next day.

Caitlin rules so hard!! SHE IS A SWEET HAIR MAGICIAN ANGEL BABY. GET YOUR HAIR CUT BY HER! She usually just trims it, but I told her long angles and go to town..and she did. Thanks girl!

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Fallon and I were deciding on where to go to lunch and for some reason it immediately hit me, ZINGER MOUNTAIN MELT AT ALE HOUSE GO GO GO GO. Ughhhh it's been so long since I've had this. So many college nights/after show dinners spent at Ale House!

Fallon recently got engaged, and her fiance always gets the Zinger Mountain Melt too. I like him already.

Sgt. Doakes IS MY FAVORITE - the way he said "fuck you" always had me rolling laughing

Polar Bear Club played at Slim's! All my friends are living saints, ya heard

An empty cable car train? UNHEARD OF

The chillest filipino grandpa driver turned around and said "You have your own personal limo" and I laughed and said "and you're my chauffeur!" -- he got a kick out of that. He looks like Ari's grandpapi <3

puppy what you doing in the cake??

My sister and I exercised our American right to visit an old prison recreationally and enjoyed Alcatraz island.

Look how close San Francisco is! The inmates couldn't swim that???? JK there were sharks in the water, let's get real.

Al Capone was sentenced to Alcatraz for income tax evasion (not murder or anything).

This was the library, and certainly one of the only times you will find me in one. Alcatraz has a self-guided audio tour included with your ticket, which is pretty comprehensive and really awesome. I haven't worn headphones like that IN A MINUTE THO.

The prisoners had little peep windows to see outside.

Those little white specs are really fat seagulls, the extent of wildlife at this National Park.

Someone told me "When you go to Alcatraz, check out the garden the inmates kept" - what a green thumb!

This video made me laugh out loud because it's genius. Bag #2 of 3 part travel system!

Hopefully Janine will be moving to this coast soon!

Finally a picture with Michele! 3 south florida girls on the west coast.

IT WAS SO GOOD I WENT HOME AND YELPED ABOUT IT RIGHT AWAY. I never do that..but I had to tell someone...their name is Yelp. The grilled mahi fish taco was on point tho. I felt like I was back in LA eating from a taco truck.

My date engulfed in the hockey game. She loves chocolate milk shakes.

We went to Target to get milk and creamer, but the shoes were on sale so....

My mom kept saying "take some carambola for Kiersten" and I'm like "WHAT IS CARAMBOLA" which is just the real name for starfruit.

No jamaican fruit for puppies! Sorry Hank!


Kiersten bought the Kardashian OPI - "Rainbow in the S-Kylie" and it instantly makes any nail a party nail.

My sweet sweet Elena, and some sweet sweet irish car bombs

THE TRIPLETS!!!!! They came from the same womb, on the same day back in 1986.

When Ileana took me to El Jefe Luchador, I immediately thought, I GOTTA TAKE ELENA HERE. SHE WILL LOVE IT.








Elena has so much vinyl. Her collection is NO JOKE





Elena just got instagram, and maybe it's a good thing that I don't have an iPhone. Otherwise all I would do is take pictures with other people's dogs and then use a cool filter.

Lola is a rat dog. The only chihuahua I will love.



So back at my old job we used to have leftover birthday cake all the time. One time I smushed a piece and it is seriously the greatest feeling between your fingers. WARNING: You need Dawn near by to wash off the grease from all frostings. ANYHOO, The cheesecake factory gives you way too much whip cream with your cheesecake. Even though I was with my parents, I went and smushed it. and then told my dad YOU GOTTA SMUSH IT.


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NEW FOUND GLORY + SOUTH FLORIDA FAIR = HAPPINESS

This caught our eye and we still don't understand it. Brian got it and said they basically fry kool-aid slushie balls..but still.. what????

YO THEY PLAYED "HOLD MY HAND" and "IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT" -- KIERSTEN AND I WERE SO HAPPY. They didn't play anything from Coming Home on the last tour.

New Found Glory can get it.


Old timey photos are now tradition.

NO ONE TELLS US WHAT TO DO